What's Your Porn Name?

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Sweetsister , Oct 14 2013 12:02 AM
funny names game

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gracie lou
15 October 2013 - 03:54 AM

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Chief Tucker!


Tucker *snicker*
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15 October 2013 - 04:16 AM

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Tucker *snicker*

Wasn't funny enough to be a snort? :lol:
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Imagine a group of a hundred motorcycles driving down a freeway. Eventually, they hit a junction. One road goes northwest and the other goes northeast. So one guy, we'll call him S, says, "Let's go northwest!" A mile past the intersection, a semi careens into the group and kills ninety of them. Ten are wounded, but they survive and keep going. Eventually, they hit 10,000 miles. S suddenly has his consciousness thrown into his past body right before the junction. Now, he says, "Let's go northeast!" All 100 bikers survive. Happily ever after, right? But what about the ten, no nine, who went northwest and survived? What happens to the reality they were living? Does it just disappear now that S has changed the past? It's not like only bad things happened on that 10,000 mile journey. Maybe one of them fell in love with a gas station attendant and got her pregnant or maybe one adopted a homeless kid that joined the adventure. That 10,000 mile journey would be full of stories. Romances, farewells, friendships...the loss of those ninety lives is horrible and unfortunate, but what would rewriting their history mean? The nine who survived lived full lives and did the best they could with the hand they were dealt. How could it be right to just erase all that? Isn't that worth something? Is there a point to a world where everything is happy? Are people who struggle for a better life just idiots? Being human is about fighting even when it seems hopeless and finding happiness in a world that hates it. Are you saying that's worthless?

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22 October 2013 - 06:50 PM

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24 October 2013 - 05:10 PM

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24 October 2013 - 07:35 PM

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24 October 2013 - 08:03 PM

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Oh man, I had a really pretty, young middle school teacher with that exact name, and all the boys had it for her so bad...I'll never look at my old annuals quite the same again, hahaha.
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Jon is fine, dammit.

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24 October 2013 - 08:05 PM

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Oh man, I had a really pretty, young middle school teacher with that exact name, and all the boys had it for her so bad...I'll never look at my old annuals quite the same again, hahaha.


Oh man... haha that's almost as bad as having the name John Holmes.
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27 October 2013 - 01:16 PM

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27 October 2013 - 02:59 PM

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^^^^^ thats great , for the filns where the need a hot shot buisness man

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28 October 2013 - 04:27 AM

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Oh man, I had a really pretty, young middle school teacher with that exact name, and all the boys had it for her so bad...I'll never look at my old annuals quite the same again, hahaha.


Ok, so all the boys in your middle school had it bad for this??

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02 November 2013 - 12:12 AM

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Ok, so all the boys in your middle school had it bad for this?.

Hahaha...I think her boobs were a little bigger?
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Jon is fine, dammit.

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07 January 2014 - 08:19 PM

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All the guys had it bad for my 9th grade health class teacher for some reason. I remember her putting a condom on a banana though and going over slang names for male and female genitalia one day? No porn name though. Haha
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08 January 2014 - 03:05 AM

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"One more thing......he was an organ donor".

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09 January 2014 - 06:12 PM

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Goomie Woodfield.... oh geez

(I actually had three dogs when I was born, so I couldve also been Tinker Woodfield or Candy Woodfield)
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09 January 2014 - 06:16 PM

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Lmao
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09 January 2014 - 06:51 PM

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Yeah. Dr. Anguish's porn name is freakin' awesome. :zombiethumbsup:
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09 January 2014 - 06:59 PM

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HAHAHA! Yeah I think all three of them are compltely ridiculous :-)
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19 March 2014 - 09:23 PM

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The first pet in my house was a goldfish called Moby Dick.

 

My first pet was a terrier called Prince and I lived on Calderwood Road.

 

So my porn name is Prince Calderwood or Moby Dick Calderwood.

 

I can't decide. :confused:


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