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I remember a "game" I guess you'd call it where a group of friends would get their "porn name" by using the name of their first pet and the fist street they lived on. I'm sure there are variations of this. What would yours be???


Mine : Pussy Afton :whip2:

My first pet was a cat I was very young and named him after Puss in Boots, it turned into Pussy and it was only when I got older that I found it not such an appropriate name. I'm sure if my parents spoke English they woulda given me a heads up, but such is not the case.
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Omg that is such a win for a porn name! LOL

Mine would be Inky Shady. :rolleyes: Not cool at all. We had another cat named Twinkle, so maybe that could be a stand by.
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Spot Bayou.
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Haha, that does sound kinda porny.
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McTavish Hickorywood....bwahahaha...I like it.
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King Tut Meadowview.... :smiley-confused002:
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King Tut Meadowview.... :smiley-confused002:


you fall into the fetish category I believe....
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Max Halifax, lol
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Haha... mine would be Dusty Maple Ridge
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Lester Norris..pretty generic.
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I can't believe you got him! You expert rooting-tooting, eagle-eyed, goth loving marksman! I love it. You managed to find a way to win. And everybody still loses!

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Imagine a group of a hundred motorcycles driving down a freeway. Eventually, they hit a junction. One road goes northwest and the other goes northeast. So one guy, we'll call him S, says, "Let's go northwest!" A mile past the intersection, a semi careens into the group and kills ninety of them. Ten are wounded, but they survive and keep going. Eventually, they hit 10,000 miles. S suddenly has his consciousness thrown into his past body right before the junction. Now, he says, "Let's go northeast!" All 100 bikers survive. Happily ever after, right? But what about the ten, no nine, who went northwest and survived? What happens to the reality they were living? Does it just disappear now that S has changed the past? It's not like only bad things happened on that 10,000 mile journey. Maybe one of them fell in love with a gas station attendant and got her pregnant or maybe one adopted a homeless kid that joined the adventure. That 10,000 mile journey would be full of stories. Romances, farewells, friendships...the loss of those ninety lives is horrible and unfortunate, but what would rewriting their history mean? The nine who survived lived full lives and did the best they could with the hand they were dealt. How could it be right to just erase all that? Isn't that worth something? Is there a point to a world where everything is happy? Are people who struggle for a better life just idiots? Being human is about fighting even when it seems hopeless and finding happiness in a world that hates it. Are you saying that's worthless?


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Haha, I remember this game. Mine are pretty bad...

My first pet was a rabbit named Droopy (named after a cartoon dog). I kinda had two first streets, since my parents never lived together.

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Hmm.... Mine would be Rascal Kingtown. Sounds more like a washed up out of work pornstar to me lol.
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you fall into the fetish category I believe....

Hahaha, we had a cat that we got around the same time, so the alternative is Mr. Miyagi Meadowview...given that I come equipped with girl parts, I think the customers would be slightly confused. :lol:
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Hahaha, we had a cat that we got around the same time, so the alternative is Mr. Miyagi Meadowview...given that I come equipped with girl parts, I think the customers would be slightly confused. :lol:


hahaha.....however, that could also be fetish, no?
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I swear there must be ancient egyptian porno out there somewhere.
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I'm Sparky Primrose. I've played this game, it's always fun to see other people's names. Sweet your name is awesome!
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I hate this game. I grew up on School Section Rd. Absolutely nothing works with that!

So tragic, because my 1st dog was Pokey. Which is only slightly less awesome a porn first name than Pussy.

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I would lay a date palm for some funny current names.
Mine would be Leia Date Palm.
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