"You're taking the community back? Really? From Andrea? From Abraham? From Michonne? From Glenn? From ME? Do you have ANY fucking idea who you're talking to?" - Rick Grimes
Definitely one of my favorites too. Classic bad ass Rick.
"Andrew -- throw me a fucking gun. I ain't going to be scaring these things away with my dick!" - Axel
I don't know why I didn't remember that one sooner!
hahaha RIP Axel <3
"Holy Shit -- He`s taking it like a CHAMP!" -Negan
Can't wait for Negan to pay for this...
jesus had such an epic line in 114.
negan: why hasn't anyone shot you yet ?!
jesus: your soldiers suck (grabs lucille mid swing) and the apple doesn't fall too far...
i quivered like a little school girl at that part.
I was quivering with you, don't worry! haha
Negan: "Did you treat her like a lady?"
Savior: "Yes"
Negan: "Did you eat her pussy like a lady?"
Savior: *Unsure and freaked out*
Negan: "I'm just fucking with you! A baseball bat doesn't have a pussy!"
I laughed for a good 10 minutes when I read this, I had forgotten about that part.
"Ever hear the one about the guy who brought a baseball bat to a gun fight? Fucker!"- Rick before trying to kill Negan in Issue 112
This still infuriates me, Rick totally could've killed him here.
Negan: "Bombs Away, Motherfuckers!'
Negan: "My dick is so hard right now I could crack steel."
Travis: "Yes, sir, my dick is a full boner, sure. Yep."
Negan: "Full boner? The fuck are you talking about, Travis?"
Travis: "I'm excited like you is what I'm saying. My dick and balls are hungry for death. Like yours... It's hard like yours...sir.
*Pkow*
haha
hahahahahah
And one of my recent favorites (can't go back and read all my old issues right now): "What's the story on this future serial killer? Shit fuck, kid - lighten up, at least cry a little. I can't kill you before your story ends, too fucking interesting." - Negan... Again.... haha