You're crazy. I'm not British. English isn't my primary, let alone secondary, language.
Welp, I had planned to move to California to pursue my fitness career but I guess Texas it is! I heard you are all way fatter anyways. More clients for me. And more girls. Sweet.
I'm sorry! But no matter what accent you have, the girls will dig it. Especially if you are a personal trainer! A personal trainer with a hot bod and accent? You'll be beating off the clients/girls with a stick. All you have to do now is decide what kind of girl you like.
If you like the ones who wear a lot of make up and always have their hair done and always look perfect, move to the Dallas/Fort Worth area.
If you like girls that look nice when they want but also know how to dress down, move to the Houston area.
Austin is if you are more the liberal/earth centric/granola type.
West Texas is rugged and earthy, the kind of girl that can ride a horse across the range all day and have sex all night.
East Texans are more the redneck types. South Texas/San Antonio are mostly Hispanic, which is a warm and friendly culture with awesome food.
Please remember there are always exceptions to a stereotype and you should just take these as loose guidelines.
p.s. Q: What do you call a person who can speak two languages? A: Bilingual
Q. What do you call a person who can speak three languages? A: Trilingual
Q. What do you call a person who can speak only one language? A. American!!