[ZombieGrrl2.0]

Michonne's bitergram...arguably one of the best things yet of this season. My question is this, suppose you are half the badass as she is, if you could send a bitergram, what would it look like and what would it say?

[Erasure]

"Grow Some Balls"

Like "Go back", the first words would be spelled out, and the last one .......

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

"Grow Some Balls"

Like "Go back", the first words would be spelled out, and the last one .......

Holy shit, Batman! I just fell out of my chair! Nice!

[Erasure]

I just hope that nobody decides to leave a bitergram in text-speak. Something like "U ASS"

[Dr.ChimRitchels]

"U 'd*cks' might think following, and capturing, or killing, me, to drag me back to Woodbury, is an an easy task, 'butt" let me assure U, it 'taint'.
'Eye' M not kidding, 'as*holes'. That's the 'tooth'!
Eat 'sh*t'."

(followed by a hand extending the middle finger)

*My pursuers would be dead before they ever finished reading it!*

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

Oh, nice! I especially like the "U Ass" one.. Take two biter arms, make a "U", grab an ass and shove it in the mix... Oh, yes, I can see it!

[Dr.ChimRitchels]

Sorry about my profanity-riddled bitergram.
I was only trying to be..."humerus".

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

Oh, lawdie! Cheeky fellow aren't you? LOL

I loved your bitergram. I'm just trying to figure out how many would need to die to accurately portray it...

[alamozombie]

I am thinking "I see you" but with a set of eyeballs and the letter c and the letter u.

[Dr.ChimRitchels]

Oh, lawdie! Cheeky fellow aren't you? LOL

I loved your bitergram. I'm just trying to figure out how many would need to die to accurately portray it...

"'Cheek-E'"?!?
"Ulna" U didn't!

*Preferably, an entire body for every letter, like the Village People YMCAing. That'd give someone something to think about, before messing with me. I suppose I COULD write it smaller, but presentation IS everything.*

[Uninfected Walker]

I thought the biter gram scene was cheesey. This world suppose to be realistic. Any person, great warrior or not would keep running not just stop and cut up some body parts and display it in a message to her persuers. Stay focused writers!!! Enough with the comic gimmicks like the Woodbury sound trap, and this scene. Stay true to what made this show great, realism!!!!

[Erasure]

I thought the biter gram scene was cheesey. This world suppose to be realistic. Any person, great warrior or not would keep running not just stop and cut up some body parts and display it in a message to her persuers. Stay focused writers!!! Enough with the comic gimmicks like the Woodbury sound trap, and this scene. Stay true to what made this show great, realism!!!!

I disagree. The message was "go back", and Michonne would have known that it would take quite some evident badassery to have any chance of convincing those thugs to go back and give up pursuing her.

[That Guy]

Too many puns in this thread. D:

[57channels]

I thought the biter gram scene was cheesey. This world suppose to be realistic. Any person, great warrior or not would keep running not just stop and cut up some body parts and display it in a message to her persuers. Stay focused writers!!! Enough with the comic gimmicks like the Woodbury sound trap, and this scene. Stay true to what made this show great, realism!!!!

The sound trap and biter gram were not in the comics. That would make them TV gimmicks.
The comic is better then that.

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

I thought the biter gram scene was cheesey. This world suppose to be realistic. Any person, great warrior or not would keep running not just stop and cut up some body parts and display it in a message to her persuers. Stay focused writers!!! Enough with the comic gimmicks like the Woodbury sound trap, and this scene. Stay true to what made this show great, realism!!!!

Um, you forgot the walker eating bones bit... I'll NEVER get over that..

[Walker_Slayer]

Um, you forgot the walker eating bones bit... I'll NEVER get over that..

Don't forget the whole Andrew incident.

[Hannah]

I thought the biter gram scene was cheesey. This world suppose to be realistic. Any person, great warrior or not would keep running not just stop and cut up some body parts and display it in a message to her persuers. Stay focused writers!!! Enough with the comic gimmicks like the Woodbury sound trap, and this scene. Stay true to what made this show great, realism!!!!

I agree, it was too unrealistic. "let me waste my hunting time by playing with dead corpses". How fucking cheesy for them to write that in.

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

Don't forget the whole Andrew incident.

Bah! Andrew!

[Von]

"Kiss my ass"

Keeping that lip smooching expression on the zombie's face may be the hardest part of the gram...

[Zen_Master]

i liked the biter-gram, and though i hate Merle, he cracked me up with the biter-gram crack and the 'are we having fun yet?!' line. lol

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

Oh wait! I got one. It requires three walkers... One on top of the other..missonary style... then two arms from another walker to make a "U".. And there you have "Fuck U!" *giggles*

[Bitergram]

Please don't make fun of me. Michonne worked really hard on me.

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

Please don't make fun of me. Michonne worked really hard on me.

Now, now... We aren't making fun, we are HAVING fun! Only, at your expense!

[Bitergram]

Now, now... We aren't making fun, we are HAVING fun! Only, at your expense!

Been lurking for a loong time.

[ZombieGrrl2.0]

Been lurking for a loong time.

Oooh, intriguing.. Lurking, and then you saw my awesome topic and something clicked! You could stand it no more! You had to register!! Bitergram has arrived!!!!!!