Jeezus DOMF, that was like listening to BWR while watching anything w/ guns or war machines in it. Maybe you are long lost twins. I try to watch a movie and all I hear is. That's not right site for that gun. That holster is backwards, etc. Just enjoy the damn film/show. So, there's my rant. Crotchety weapon chitter chatter during my idiot box time.
Just enjoy the damn film/show.
Funny my alter ego watches many of these shows with me, and she says almost exactly the same thing:
"Cant we just enjoy the show the first time through, or at least discuss this AFTER the show, like when Im sitting in the bathroom or grabbing a drink?"
My canned response: "Yeah but by the time its over I forget all my nitpicks."
Then she gives me the "look" like: "And that's a BAD thing because.......?"
And I have said before that the nitpicking can be part of the fun....I guess my rant is referring to the times when I just get my fill of it.
And all that cocking and recocking fills me up pretty fast these days.
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Yes, I am guilty of being a Detail Nazi. However, lately I have begun to wonder if fiction sometimes mimics life. What's wrong with the EoTech on this officer's weapon. This is NOT from a film by the way.
Nothings wrong with it--he just needs to turn his gun around so he can sight in on the guy behind him. Oh wait--that wont work neither. lol
I think if it pertains to your profession or something near and dear to you in real life, it will always drive you crazy when you see it done wrong on TV. I lose my shit at the amount of people who wear their stethoscopes backwards on film. It's like dude-you can't hear anything if it's not in your ear canals!
Oh, and when they give a shot that's supposed to go in the vein and they just jab it at a 90 degree angle into the arm. No. Just no. You go in at a 15-20 degree angle and everything we give intravenously goes through a port in an IV access. Bonus info-there's not actually a needle in the vein after the access is placed. It's just a tiny, flexible hollow tube. I love it when they show a character wincing in pain as they rip a needle out of their arm.
Now I'm all riled up and I was fine five minutes ago. Hahaha.
As you should be. The medical blunders in film and TV are a whole nuther subject.
And youre our resident expert, so start making a list--it'll be FUN.
I've had so many needles jabbed in me i'm actuallly surprised nobody has screwed up yet.
On a small note not a rant. However, there's a girl i kinda have a thing for. Only problem i only see her when working i go out on the weekends and never see her. Sucks actually. I never want to ask a girl out while they are working.
How do you KNOW no one's screwed up? Just cuz ya cant see it dont mean it aint there, dude!
(if that doest keep ya awake tonight, lemme know and I'll try somethin' else. )
Garden Rant! First the damned rabbits ate all my green beans . Now the deer are eating my spaghetti squash.
At least the rabbits had the decency to eat the whole plant. The deer just chew on the squash and leave behind 3/4 of the thing with big ugly deer teeth holes in it.
This is all despite the 4 foot chicken wire fence. We've always had deer in the yard and I always let them have their way with my apple trees. This is the 1st year they've ventured a little closer to the house to get to the garden.
Next year I'm netting off the apple trees, purely for spite.
Anyone know when deer season opens in Ohio? And can I shoot them from the back deck?
And dont forget, if ya get tired of venison, stewed rabbit offers a nice variety. Specially with them veggies theyve been
eating as your side dish. Is that Irony...or just poetic justice...I forget?
I worked fast food. It happened a few times there. Not a fan either. Now i go out to meet other people trying to find a good connection with someone.
I never ask people out while they are working. Also. I don't let the kindness of them get to me. I do know it's their job. In fact i talk to all kinds of people at a register. I honestly dk if i actually like her. Ha.I think i'm getting lonely. Ahh. Lol.
Two words for you bro--
Speed.
Dating.
(Or maybe 3 if its Six-Minute-Dating)