#1601
25 June 2015 - 11:59 PM
#1602
26 June 2015 - 01:14 AM
#1603
26 June 2015 - 03:25 AM
#1604
26 June 2015 - 04:43 AM
speaking of bears and generel wildlife bigger than a dog, a friend send me this one yesterday:
http://satwcomic.com/wonderful-nature
"The North remembers"
#1605
27 June 2015 - 01:58 AM
Lol, I live in Tennessee. Unless something eats a baby or wanders into Neyland stadium and interrupts the precious football game, they just tell you to whip out your shotgun as needed.
Yep, and that there is right how it happened.....out one day, shootin' at some food.....
When up from the ground come a'bubblin' crude!
#1606
27 June 2015 - 02:12 AM
Here in Texas, if Mr. Lone Star were to call out "bring me a gun". I would have to ask"which one". It's best to have choices!
My dad has about 5 shotguns and 2 pistols. My mom made him stop buying guns. I believe he would have enough for a small army if she didn't.
Well I have ...at least that many, problem is here, even in the burbs up against the forest boundary, it's like having
a high speed sports car on a small island--cant really use em (unless I export them to another state or maybe the desert.
But that doesn't stop me from looking at them, polishing em up every week and running round the house with them
yelling, "POW, POW!!" Zombies, Claimers, Cannibals and Wolves of Second World.....be-WARE!
#1607
28 June 2015 - 12:57 PM
#1608
01 July 2015 - 08:15 AM
Today is like the 6th day in a row it's been raining in Ohio . I've been inside so much i haven't done anything and it hasn't even felt like summer yet. It's only 60 degrees. Kinda awful. I mean if it wasn't raining ibwould be out playing basketball or something....grr.
Well we're right in the middle of thunderstorm warnings here....and I'm in poor old drought-plagued
southern California. Weather is a strange fellow, TBS. I personally HOPE it stays like this for 6days,
(preferably more) but alas, t'wont happen, in a couple days we'll be back to 95 degrees....and water
rationing.
#1609
02 July 2015 - 03:57 AM
Well we're right in the middle of thunderstorm warnings here....and I'm in poor old drought-plagued
southern California. Weather is a strange fellow, TBS. I personally HOPE it stays like this for 6days,
(preferably more) but alas, t'wont happen, in a couple days we'll be back to 95 degrees....and water
rationing.
You people need a month of rain. It's awful everyone but California is getting hammered by rain. Doesn't it normally rain a good bit in Washington? I'm sure they can spare some water.
#1610
04 July 2015 - 05:07 AM
#1611
04 July 2015 - 08:08 PM
#1612
07 July 2015 - 05:55 AM
#1613
07 July 2015 - 02:19 PM
#1614
07 July 2015 - 09:44 PM
#1615
07 July 2015 - 11:46 PM
#1616
08 July 2015 - 11:40 PM
Last night I blew up a glass plate in the microwave heating a mini pizza (still ate that bitch) and earlier today I dropped and exploded a Dr Pepper in spectacular fashion (still drank what was inside). I just tried three times to throw a water balloon and it wouldn't explode to save my life.
#1617
09 July 2015 - 01:52 AM
77: So you're great with glass, not so much with latex. We all have our gifts and shortcomings.
It's just a real good thing you have such a high glass-tolerance.
Glassy: seriously, I had no idea east Texas had that problem! Ive often thought about moving to Texas...
maybe more north huh?
Now not so seriously.... if I was there I would probably want to ...well...flea the area until the
infestation season was over. (no-no, dont hit meee, I swear it just sort of popped out! )
#1618
09 July 2015 - 01:50 PM
Last night I blew up a glass plate in the microwave heating a mini pizza (still ate that bitch) and earlier today I dropped and exploded a Dr Pepper in spectacular fashion (still drank what was inside). I just tried three times to throw a water balloon and it wouldn't explode to save my life.
LOL! Sorry I don't mean to laugh, but that's like classic Murphy's Law right there. Haha.
#1619
09 July 2015 - 05:27 PM
Last night I blew up a glass plate in the microwave heating a mini pizza (still ate that bitch) and earlier today I dropped and exploded a Dr Pepper in spectacular fashion (still drank what was inside). I just tried three times to throw a water balloon and it wouldn't explode to save my life.
I once dropped a bottle of white wine and broke the neck off. I strained it through a coffee filter and it was FINE. I also have latex issues. Hah, a family trait.
DOMF, this is highly unusual. We've been in a drought most of my life. Our reservoirs are full for the first time since I was a very young person which I am decidedly NOT anymore. BWR is gonna have to see a gastroenterologist soon. He has a regular PCP visit tomorrow morning. He is not getting better. No one is gonna die on my watch dammit! Still, fleas are an issue from time to time. We put off 6 bombs in the house yesterday and tortured the cats with flea spray to knock down the numbers. We now have another hatch going on but hope to have curtailed it somewhat. We're likely moving to MS in the future to be closer to my family outside of Nashville and his outside of Jackson. You can buy my farm!!!!
#1620
10 July 2015 - 07:02 AM
#1621
10 July 2015 - 01:53 PM
#1622
10 July 2015 - 04:55 PM
#1623
11 July 2015 - 12:34 AM
Hope you two are feeling better soon, Glass. Hearing that BWR's wit earned him a rectal exam made me day.
My rant for the day is that our water fucking sucks! I heard that they have been treating it and when you turn the tap on, the smell of chlorine is off the charts. I swear you could fill your pool with it and not worry about treating it with chemicals. Taking a shower is like taking a Silkwood shower. I keep waiting for the guys in decontamination suits to start scrubbing me down.
I'd have to be dying of thirst before I'd drink our water. I won't even let our dog drink it.
#1624
11 July 2015 - 12:48 AM
Now, a rave. My favorite bad movie loving friend from HS called me. He and sicky here got to talk Sharktopus and Chupacabra vs. the Alamo. They were insta-friends. He may come see us in September!!! I told him to join the forum and hope he does. Y'all will love him.
#1625
11 July 2015 - 02:49 AM
Yes, one must be careful when relaying symptoms to a Doc--sounds like a case where his sense of humor bit him....literally....in the derrier--
might have been better to stay serious and avoid the dreaded RE--for guys it's kind of up there with being kicked...kicked in...
damn, see--I cant even bring myself to say it. The up side it that it rules out other nasty possibilities.
My only rant for the day is that I haven't anything legitimate to rant about--I actually had a decent day for a change, weather
in the mid 70's and a nice long lunch with the fam at a salad buffet. So unless all that healthy food bites ME in the derrier...
well...I'll have to let you know. So until something unpleasant happens, I shall have to endure this strangely empty feeling,
like something's currently missing in my life. "Life is good" just sounds so .....alien to me.
So instead, I'll shamelessly scab onto Serenity's. I gave up on our municipal water quite some time ago--besides being
foul smelling and tasting like something manky that was alive long, long ago, it's so full of minerals and things like iron, tungsten
and Cobalt-17, well for a while there I couldn't accurately use a compass. We now get all our drinking water from a bulk water store,
filtered 7 different ways with commercial equipment. I still cook with tap water, but do filter it first.
Just as well, what with the water rationing at present.
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