[Babs Bladdyblah]

In these days where people are eating each other's faces off, or The Zombie Apocalypse, as I'd like to call it... Do you need advice? My advice may suck, but I am willing to give it a go if you are. So ask away....






*It seemed like a good idea at the time LOL  so delete if you must...

[Texaxile]

Dear Babs

i'm stuck here in my attic sweating away in 40c heat, not washed in a week, rationing my water and food, defecating in a bin liner and creeping around as quietly as possible because the infected are shuffling around in my street.. Meanwhile Mrs Tex along with Jr and texinthetummy has texted me from a sunny beach in an Island paradise in the Philippines, complete with supplies, defences, bunkers and fuel.

but i'm beginning to think the single girl from 2 doors up might like me, she keeps groaning and shuffling outside the house and has left half of her arm on the window sill. Is this a sign...should I feel guilty? or should I nip it in the bud before my wife finds out?...

Edited by Texaxile, 19 June 2012 - 05:52 PM.

[backwoodsroamer]

I think I've got it figured out, but I'll keep you in mind if I have any problems.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

HA! My first customer.. let me look at the cards here....


Ok.. ah yes... I see.....tex, I'd definitely leave that chic alone! If she's leaving you a limb, I'd say she's pretty desperate. I mean, who wants some clingy chic in the apoc? You need a strong woman. Find a way to your wife and leave the groaner alone.

[Serenity@sea]

Texaxile, on 19 June 2012 - 05:51 PM, said:

Dear Babs

i'm stuck here in my attic sweating away in 40c heat, not washed in a week, rationing my water and food, defecating in a bin liner and creeping around as quietly as possible because the infected are shuffling around in my street.. Meanwhile Mrs Tex along with Jr and texinthetummy has texted me from a sunny beach in an Island paradise in the Philippines, complete with supplies, defences, bunkers and fuel.

but i'm beginning to think the single girl from 2 doors up might like me, she keeps groaning and shuffling outside the house and has left half of her arm on the window sill. Is this a sign...should I feel guilty? or should I nip it in the bud before my wife finds out?...

I'm no but if she is groaning and shuffling, I think she may be more interested in nipping your bud and a nipped bud may be a little tuff to explain to the wifey.






@ Babs. You crack me up!

Edited by Serenity@sea, 19 June 2012 - 06:02 PM.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

  I was bored. LOL

[Serenity@sea]

Who is that guy?

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Gary Spivey, Psychic Medium and Healer. He was on TLC (LOL) but I don't know what was up with that wig? But me likey!!!


http://www.garyspivey.com/photos.html

LOL

Edited by Babs Bladdyblah, 19 June 2012 - 06:08 PM.

[Texaxile]

Dear BWR

Please send duct tape.....I think she misses her arm.

Babbs, I have SMS'd Mrs Tex, but unfortunately she's a bit busy having her nails done, a massage and mud pack to respond. she misses me apparently because by all accounts I'd really like the steak & cocktails they serve there. i'll do the right thing though, and try to put this girl off, I can't help thinking she's not the only one vying for my attentions though, especially judging by the crowd gathering outside.

Thanks for the advice, I've only got to weather it out for another 6 months. Mrs Tex will be coming home soon, but she mentioned somethng about not being able to get a flight....

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Sounds like you've got your act together Tex. Another satisfied customer!!!

[Kat]

Well this is just so. . .darling!  Our own Zed Dear Abby!

[Juggy]

Dear Babs,

It's been the ZA for a while now and I have my eyes on a very hot guy in my group. We were planning on leaving the group together. But got side tracked, one day we went on a "mission" to find a lost little girl from our group. I shot so many Z's and full of adrenaline I crotch grabbed him, and right then and there we did the deed in his car in the middle of the road it was amazing! But now hes been acting all crazy. I dont know what to do I think I should talk to him. But I might wait until he gets back from his walk to look for an escaped prisoner we had. He should be okay though he's with his best friend who is trustworthy and never leaves a man behind Whats the best way to approach someone whos been a bit "off" without scaring him off?



P.s Call me Andrea

[Serenity@sea]

@Juggy!


I'm  not sure if I would trust her advice when it comes to this certain someone you want.

Edited by Serenity@sea, 19 June 2012 - 11:25 PM.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Hi there Andrea... Let me look into my crystal ball here and see what the problem is....

hmmm...  Andrea... I highly advise you to go find this man and his friend right away. It seems this fellow... um... I'm seeing the name "Rick" ...is going to kill the man of your dreams... Rick needs to be stopped. When you save this handsome fellow "Shane", please don't grab my man's his crotch anymore... he needs to be brought to me... immediately. I have something very valuable I need to give him.

As far as your love life goes Andrea... I see a very strapping, more "uniformed" man in your future. He will make you feel safe. He will be your perfect mate. Now, time is of the essence Andrea.... go save Shane!





_{*For entertainment purposes only...}

[The Ultimate]

Are you R&L's Listen Lady?

Because that's awesome.

[Juggy]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 19 June 2012 - 11:58 PM, said:

Hi there Andrea... Let me look into my crystal ball here and see what the problem is....

hmmm...  Andrea... I highly advise you to go find this man and his friend right away. It seems this fellow... um... I'm seeing the name "Rick" ...is going to kill the man of your dreams... Rick needs to be stopped. When you save this handsome fellow "Shane", please don't grab my man's his crotch anymore... he needs to be brought to me... immediately. I have something very valuable I need to give him.

As far as your love life goes Andrea... I see a very strapping, more "uniformed" man in your future. He will make you feel safe. He will be your perfect mate. Now, time is of the essence Andrea.... go save Shane!





_{*For entertainment purposes only...}

Wow Babs your psychic abilities amaze me. You have the names and everything right...I will do as you say and send Shane your way. You're gonna tell him about me right?.... A "uniformed" man hey well hopefully he will help me move on from Shane, I think he (Shane) has another women in his sights anyways. *sigh* Thanx for the advice Babs.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Juggy, on 20 June 2012 - 12:49 AM, said:

Wow Babs your psychic abilities amaze me. You have the names and everything right...I will do as you say and send Shane your way. You're gonna tell him about me right?.... A "uniformed" man hey well hopefully he will help me move on from Shane, I think he (Shane) has another women in his sights anyways. *sigh* Thanx for the advice Babs.

Thanks for humoring me Juggy. You guys are awesome! +1's for everyone!