Gingerbeard, I have PMed you and the threads are back. I agree there was nothing wrong with 'Getting Laid' (as it wasn't overly explicit but border lined)but if you read my post in the 'Rustling Trees' there is an explanation as to why it was closed. It is now re-open with the hope people will STAY ON TOPIC! This is especially true for anything outside the Dead Room. If I need to add staying on topic to the actual rules then I worry about the common sense of everyone on the forums.
In the future please do PM me with issues instead of posting topics that are made with the sole purpose to create drama. We work hard to keep dramatics to a minimum and do not appreciate when it is stirred up when all you needed to do was PM and ask me.
The forum description is not false - far from it and I advise anyone who thinks we only have one rule to re-read them because that is not the case.
Specifically, rule #3 in regards to the Rustling Trees topic.
Also - please keep in mind when posting sexual related stuff:
Remarks, comments or materials contains excessive (excessive is at the discretion of admin/mod team) obscenity, vulgarity, or is overly sexually explicit are not permitted. A little language isn't a problem, but don't get carried away. NO PROFANITY IN USER TITLES OR THREAD TITLES!