[Babs Bladdyblah]

OK, so you get to talk to your All Mighty, All Knowing Maker (whomever that may be) and you can ask him/her one question, and one question only...


Examples: Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried? Is there life on other planets? Did my husband sleep with his secretary? Who shot JR?


What would you ask?

(I'll give mine later)

[Kat]

Serious question:  Why do bad things happen to good people?

Frivolous question: Fire ants?  Really????  Why??!?!?!?!?!??!

[Serenity@sea]

I think Kat hit both mine. I think my serious question would be why bad things happen to innocent children and definitely why?..... fire ants?  I could ask why?... cockroaches but I think they are here to tell us that some things do last forever. Cockroaches, banana trees and Cher.








I love me some Cher!

[Babs Bladdyblah]

My husband wanted to know the same thing.. Why do people have to suffer? I imagine this will be one of the top questions.

But there are so many life mysteries that I'd love solved... for instance... the whole JFK thing. I mean in the big picture, sure, it doesn't matter or affect me... but inquiring minds want to know...  So I'm still holding out for the perfect question... just not sure yet.

[Goat]

Hey, bro. Balls -- What gives? Why they gotta be on the outside, man?

[backwoodsroamer]

Is my son with you and is he okay?

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Goat, on 30 May 2012 - 03:09 AM, said:

Hey, bro. Balls -- What gives? Why they gotta be on the outside, man?

HA! Now that's what I'm talkin about. Life's little mysteries... LOL

[backwoodsroamer]

If I had no personal issues to ask about, I would ask "We're supposed to be your children. Why didn't you watch us better?"

[DeadCave]

Bad things to good people... yeah a heavy one if you haven't seen all the perspectives of it. I've seen a lot and still need to see more... one of the best is that it's not God putting bad things on good people as judgement upon them... but more upon US. What are we willing to do about preventing the evil in our lives instead of relying SOLELY upon Him?

But my question is definitely cockaroaches <Tony Montana's voice>  

Oh, even if balls were on the inside... it'd still hurt... (kinda like how it would for women--lots of nerve endings down there in case you haven't noticed).

[Barry Cade]

WHY? Just WHY?

[backwoodsroamer]

Barry Cade, on 30 May 2012 - 06:11 AM, said:

WHY? Just WHY?

And if he replies...........................................

WHY NOT?

What then?????????????????

Edited by backwoodsroamer, 30 May 2012 - 06:30 AM.

[Barry Cade]

I'd hate it more if the response was "z"...

[Ansceniiiic]

Not a question, but a fuck you for killing off the dinosaurs. My dreams of riding a T-Rex into battle are diminished.

Also is the universe endless? if not, what is behind the endpoint of space?

[Mr. Martini]

Why are those who choose not to believe in your existance punished with eternal damnation in the fires of Hell? Seems unfair to say the least

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Excellent question! ^ +1


I'm still pondering what question to ask.... maybe I'll find out if John Travolta is really perving on all those massage dudes.   Nah.... gotta be something else I want to know...  shall I make it about Elvis? No, not that either...

Decisions... Decisions....

[Goat]

Can I get a hit off of what you were bumping when you made this?

[Babs Bladdyblah]

[Sapper]

Serious question:  Why did you feel the need to make us intelligent and rational beings who would obviously seek, but fail to find, sound reasons to love and serve you when you yourself exhibit anything but intelligence and rationalism in your woefully inept engineering of life forms, tyrannical demand for obedience, and murderous call for the killing of entire nations and tribes of other people?

Non-serious question: Why did you make 150,000 different species of beetles if you could have made them right the first time?

Edited by Sapper, 30 May 2012 - 03:31 PM.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

I know...  a 2 part question... Did Robert Wagner really do it? And if so, was his punishment on Earth to do those reverse mortgage commercials?





no?

[Serenity@sea]

Why God......Did you give men two heads but only enough blood to run one at at time?

[Babs Bladdyblah]

[Texaxile]

Why do you let us see the past but not the future?.

[Ciren]

He already knows our every thoughts and questions so we wouldn't have to ask; everything will be explained/shown to us.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Ciren, on 30 May 2012 - 11:02 PM, said:

He already knows our every thoughts and questions so we wouldn't have to ask; everything will be explained/shown to us.

I sure hope so. Cause I honestly don't think I could narrow it down to one thing.