[Goat]

Well, I for one would EXPECT the creepy janitor to give sponge baths.  He just wouldn't be creepy enough if he didn't.

[Serenity@sea]

Goat, on 25 May 2012 - 02:07 PM, said:

Well, I for one would EXPECT the creepy janitor to give sponge baths.  He just wouldn't be creepy enough if he didn't.

[Serenity@sea]

Here is another theory, I loved...

T-Dog spy from other group



And my favorite quote from that thread:

lastman2012, on 24 March 2012 - 04:14 AM, said:

What would a long term group infiltration learn under these circumstances? How many cans of pork and beans the group has?

Not trying to offend anyone here, nothing wrong with speculating. And one of the reasons I love this board, for the most part, everyone is polite while saying that they think that person if full of BS.

Edited by Serenity@sea, 25 May 2012 - 05:34 PM.

[Sweetsister]

I luv Daryl, but I can totally see him as the "creepy janitor"  always with a mop in hand...instead of the trusty crossbow.

[Major Tom]

My favorite, someone speculated that Rick was some kind of government test subject and he died and reanimated in the hospital. I gathered they saw Rick as a zombie but a good zombie that doesn't eat people. Kind of a patient zero, who represents humanities last hope.

They also speculated that the soldiers in the hospital were looking for Rick to Kill him or take him away to a government facility but the zombies got too thick and they never found him due to Shane blocking the door.

Lowered, Lowered, what will they think of next

[Gingerbeard]

Major Tom, on 25 May 2012 - 06:42 PM, said:

My favorite, someone speculated that Rick was some kind of government test subject and he died and reanimated in the hospital. I gathered they saw Rick as a zombie but a good zombie that doesn't eat people. Kind of a patient zero, who represents humanities last hope.

They also speculated that the soldiers in the hospital were looking for Rick to Kill him or take him away to a government facility but the zombies got too thick and they never found him due to Shane blocking the door.

Lowered, Lowered, what will they think of next

Wow. That's a bad one. And you can tell the OP really thought it out too, and genuinely believed his theory. Ridiculous.

[Trillian]

daenerys, on 25 May 2012 - 06:32 AM, said:

This was my greatest fear for the show, Lost.  I was worried Jack would wake up on the plane and find that everything had been a dream.  Now I wish that had been the ending  

Totally agree.  Jack falling asleep on the plane after too many of those little bottles of vodka and waking up after this weird dream about a magic island would have been much better than the actual ending.

[Trillian]

Goat, on 25 May 2012 - 03:46 AM, said:

I present a new stupid theory:

The last episode will end with Rick waking up in his hospital bed, surrounded by his family and Shane.  And he'll tell them all about the crazy dream he had.  And he'll be amazed when he realizes Andrea is his doctor, and Carol was a nurse, and T-Dog was the orderly who always made sure his pillow was fluffed while he was in that coma.  Dale was the guy dying in the next bed who wouldn't shut up about his RV and his dead wife.  Hershel was just some old man with an IV who walked the halls in a bathrobe and screamed things about Jesus. Daryl was the creepy janitor.  Glenn is just Short Round.  Rick really likes Indiana Jones.  Merle was the orderly who... well, he fluffed something other than Rick's pillow.  Rick will tell them all his tale of the zombie apocalypse, and how they were all in it, and they'll all be amused and have a good ol' laugh before they say, "I think we've got our Rick back!"

And Shane will say, "M'ask you sumpin... whatever ended up happening to me in this dream, man?" And Rick will be all, "Umm..." and then he'll look around all confused and say, "Hey, where's Carl?"  And then it'll fade to black. Credits roll.

Glen Mazzara, if you're reading, don't you dare steal this.  I'd better get paid.  You all witnessed it!

[Serenity@sea]

Here is my theory on the Season 3 opener.

Rick decides that his first decision for the Rictatorship will be that they all go to the bar and unwind after their busy night. Daryl declines and decides to go snipe hunting. Once they get to the bar, Rick starts regaling them with stories of his former glory days in sports and picking up women. It must be the grief and guilt because these stories are actually from Shane's past. Hershel notices this and jumps behind the bar and tells everyone to call him Coach. T-Dog, who has been so quiet for so long, goes on a rant about how society has broken down because the mail is no longer being delivered.
Lori picks up a serving tray and serves everyone a beer while saying that the bar really needs to have a weekly Elizabethan poet night. Maggie, sick of Lori' pretension, head butts her in the stomach. Glen tries to diffuse the situation by announcing the latest wager they have going with Harry's Old Towne tavern.
Just then, the door opens and in walks Daryl. Everyone raises their beer and yells, "Norm!"

[Gingerbeard]

Any theory that involves the Rustling Bushes at the end of S2...

[Barry Cade]

Serenity@sea, on 26 May 2012 - 09:28 PM, said:

Here is my theory on the Season 3 opener.

Rick decides that his first decision for the Rictatorship will be that they all go to the bar and unwind after their busy night. Daryl declines and decides to go snipe hunting. Once they get to the bar, Rick starts regaling them with stories of his former glory days in sports and picking up women. It must be the grief and guilt because these stories are actually from Shane's past. Hershel notices this and jumps behind the bar and tells everyone to call him Coach. T-Dog, who has been so quiet for so long, goes on a rant about how society has broken down because the mail is no longer being delivered.
Lori picks up a serving tray and serves everyone a beer while saying that the bar really needs to have a weekly Elizabethan poet night. Maggie, sick of Lori' pretension, head butts her in the stomach. Glen tries to diffuse the situation by announcing the latest wager they have going with Harry's Old Towne tavern.
Just then, the door opens and in walks Daryl. Everyone raises their beer and yells, "Norm!"

Cheers for this S@s. It made my afternoon!

[I_Follow_You_Axel]

My favorite recent one is...

Spoiler

Lori is Still Alive

[Chic]

I_Follow_You_Axel, on 29 June 2012 - 03:04 PM, said:

My favorite recent one is...

Spoiler

Lori is Still Alive

Well obviously, she's in the S3 trailer

[GDPofZA]

Breaking Bad is a prequel of Malcom in the Middle.

[Kat]

Chic, on 01 September 2012 - 08:29 AM, said:

Well obviously, she's in the S3 trailer

Ha!  Well, one can be hopeful I guess!

[brain baker]

Serenity@sea, on 26 May 2012 - 09:28 PM, said:

Here is my theory on the Season 3 opener.

Rick decides that his first decision for the Rictatorship will be that they all go to the bar and unwind after their busy night. Daryl declines and decides to go snipe hunting. Once they get to the bar, Rick starts regaling them with stories of his former glory days in sports and picking up women. It must be the grief and guilt because these stories are actually from Shane's past. Hershel notices this and jumps behind the bar and tells everyone to call him Coach. T-Dog, who has been so quiet for so long, goes on a rant about how society has broken down because the mail is no longer being delivered.
Lori picks up a serving tray and serves everyone a beer while saying that the bar really needs to have a weekly Elizabethan poet night. Maggie, sick of Lori' pretension, head butts her in the stomach. Glen tries to diffuse the situation by announcing the latest wager they have going with Harry's Old Towne tavern.
Just then, the door opens and in walks Daryl. Everyone raises their beer and yells, "Norm!"

I like this but I will only give you the plus one if you correctly answer this one question...............

Was everyone shouting Norm only a Cheers joke? Or was the fact that his real name Norman premeditated?

[Serenity@sea]

brain baker, on 13 September 2012 - 11:11 PM, said:

I like this but I will only give you the plus one if you correctly answer this one question...............

Was everyone shouting Norm only a Cheers joke? Or was the fact that his real name Norman premeditated?

I'll admit that the whole story was based on the Norman/Norm connection.
Is that a bad thing?

Edited by Serenity@sea, 13 September 2012 - 11:50 PM.

[brain baker]

Serenity@sea, on 13 September 2012 - 11:50 PM, said:

I'll admit that the whole story was based on the Norman/Norm connection.
Is that a bad thing?

No that's a good thing and you have earned that plus one! If had only been a Cheers joke I would not have given it to you. However the Norman/Norm joke is freaking brilliant.

[theglassintheguvseye]

Serenity@sea, on 25 May 2012 - 02:00 PM, said:

Totally inplausible!.......... Daryl a creepy janitor??  
Couldn't he be the nurse who gave sponge baths?

I wouldn't mind Daryl giving me a sponge bath.  Would it involve 19th century ideas about how to make me less hysterical?  I won't go into details here for the kiddoes but neck massagers were created to prevent female hysteria.