[Ciggy]

backwoodsroamer, on 10 May 2012 - 06:25 AM, said:

Well Ciggy, you just redeemed yourself with that witty yet quite true statement. I had my doubts after you liked "Comic Book Men."  

You are now allowed to sleep inside the fenced perimeter and have a whole can of cold, baked beans a day instead of a half can. Congratulations on the promotion, we'll try and find you some shoes as soon as possible.

You're all heart.

[ZombieSlayer]

try to use martial arts or martial arts weapons when your a video game geek\
Lose track of how many rounds are in your clip
Assume a zombie is dead if you shot it once

[GirlsDeadMonster]

Not double tap.

[leon the pig farmer]

Morris Dancing

[DeadCave]

Not tripping those running behind you so you can get away.

[Barry Cade]

Be indecisive about which brand of tinned pineapple you want when you're out scavenging.

[elmwoodparkhoodlum]

Keep family members "alive".  LIke the basement scene in the original Dawn Of The Dead.

[Melquiades Estrada]

Texaxile, on 12 May 2012 - 08:10 PM, said:

Use a "Gloryhole".

LOL !!!!!!!! Ahahahahaha man you truly made my day !


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[scarylala]

Open a live bait shop? lol

[sunonmars]

1 : Do not go near or stay in big cities unless you are trapped in which honker down until worst is over as you'll never make it out other wise.

2 : Do not go and try to rescue people across town, that will get you killed every time.

3 : Do not assume someone is coming for you, if this crap went down you are on your own. Think as if you are alone, trust nothing.

oh and don't go wandering off in woods and if its lying on the ground or stuck in mud, ignore it don't go and poke and prod it like that dumb ass Grimes kid.

Edited by sunonmars, 30 May 2012 - 07:23 PM.

[kill3r]

Cooking and eating zombies

[Sweetsister]

Dont try and take on a horde of Zeds with your guns, they just keep comming, they do not dodge and duck, waste of time, waste of ammo.

[theblackboxlies]

Texaxile, on 13 May 2012 - 09:00 PM, said:

Depends on who's the other side.....

Bahahaha

[theblackboxlies]

When seeking refuge in a prison, don't drop the soap.

[drnick]

Try to find out if zombies spit or swallow.... when they eat human flesh

[ZombieSlayer]

cover yourself in barbeque sauce and go running down the street yelling "Who wants ribs for dinner?"
ask for help on yahoo answers.
get a radio turn up the music, and dance to thriller while soaked in human blood, and place a sign with bright lights on it, right next to you...while naked

[NoOne003]

Getting drunk or using any sort of drugs is pretty damn stupid...

[Xfirekeenmike]

While getting use to fisting zombie after zombie hit yourself in the head with a monkeys fist weapon.

Sleep. But after thinking just now. It would not be hard to take a part a fence and build a simple cube like structure sleep base camp place.

[DoctorManhattan89]

My number one rule in apocalypse situations?  Stay away from other humans at all costs.  With the breakdown of society the vale of chaos will come down.  The illusion that people are civilized is gone and they will do anything necessary for their own survival.  Zombies are running on auto-pilot.  Humans will do any manner of horrible things for survival including feeding you to them to get away themselves.  I'd be terrified of other humans if this kinda thing went down...

[Melquiades Estrada]

DoctorManhattan89, on 08 September 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

My number one rule in apocalypse situations?  Stay away from other humans at all costs.  With the breakdown of society the vale of chaos will come down.  The illusion that people are civilized is gone and they will do anything necessary for their own survival.  Zombies are running on auto-pilot.  Humans will do any manner of horrible things for survival including feeding you to them to get away themselves.  I'd be terrified of other humans if this kinda thing went down...

If you stay away for good from all humans you gonna have bigger problems my friend finding a "secure" spot to masturbate

[DoctorManhattan89]

Melquiades Estrada, on 09 September 2012 - 03:16 AM, said:

If you stay away for good from all humans you gonna have bigger problems my friend finding a "secure" spot to masturbate

I'm not suggesting you go all lone-ranger and just run off somewhere alone but I certainly would avoid well populated areas.  The more people that start to formulate in one area, the more they use the power they have to do and take anything they want.

[Xfirekeenmike]

You mean the more chance they may use the power they have to do and take anything they want. Count me in, I'll be there methodically waiting.
Edit below
The last statement I made probably could be considered one of the most stupid things anyone could do during a zombie outbreak.

Edited by Xfirekeenmike, 10 September 2012 - 02:47 AM.

[DoctorManhattan89]

No, what I'm saying is people that would gather in a group would gain power by pooling resources and having strength in numbers.  Once this happens they would use this power to take and do whatever they want.  I wouldn't wanna be around when this happens.

[scarylala]

Get knocked up by ur husbands best mate?

[Zombie_killer]

backwoodsroamer, on 10 May 2012 - 06:46 AM, said:

Will you Brits never understand what the proper words for tools are. The countless times I've hung out of an aircraft hatch with with my hand extended while one of Her Majesty's subjects stood there slack jawed and confused simply because I asked them to hand me a "wrench."

While I'm ranting, that driving on the wrong side of the road trick gets rather tiresome in a very short amount of time.

I won't even start on those round-a-bout things you all seem to love so much.

Roundabouts allow the traffic to flow.  I bet that would be useful during a zombie apocalypse