[ZombieSlayer]

besides trying to have sex with a zombie whats the stupidest thing you can do in Zpoc

[Ansceniiiic]

Get eaten.

[Ciren]

Hitch a ride with a sheriff's deputy, his psycho partner, his crazy wife, and his brat son. This group will only lead to Ansceniiiic's outcome - stay away from these people at all costs.

[XIII]

Sleep with your best friend's wife.
(Or sleep with your husbands best friend)

[backwoodsroamer]

Start a heavy metal garage band?

[Satans Thong]

Tie a spleen around your waist and play "Dodge the zombie"?

[Trippy]

Keep zombies in your barn because you think they're "sick."

[Barry Cade]

Not put diesel in the CDC generators.

[Ciggy]

Get Pregnant.

[Barry Cade]

Throw a spanner in the works

[DominusPisces]

Crowd surf a horde

[backwoodsroamer]

Ciggy, on 10 May 2012 - 12:10 AM, said:

Get Pregnant.

Well Ciggy, you just redeemed yourself with that witty yet quite true statement. I had my doubts after you liked "Comic Book Men."  

You are now allowed to sleep inside the fenced perimeter and have a whole can of cold, baked beans a day instead of a half can. Congratulations on the promotion, we'll try and find you some shoes as soon as possible.

[backwoodsroamer]

Barry Cade, on 10 May 2012 - 12:16 AM, said:

Throw a spanner in the works

Will you Brits never understand what the proper words for tools are. The countless times I've hung out of an aircraft hatch with with my hand extended while one of Her Majesty's subjects stood there slack jawed and confused simply because I asked them to hand me a "wrench."

While I'm ranting, that driving on the wrong side of the road trick gets rather tiresome in a very short amount of time.

I won't even start on those round-a-bout things you all seem to love so much.

[Satans Thong]

backwoodsroamer, on 10 May 2012 - 06:46 AM, said:

Will you Brits never understand what the proper words for tools are. The countless times I've hung out of an aircraft hatch with with my hand extended while one of Her Majesty's subjects stood there slack jawed and confused simply because I asked them to hand me a "wrench."

While I'm ranting, that driving on the wrong side of the road trick gets rather tiresome in a very short amount of time.

I won't even start on those round-a-bout things you all seem to love so much.

Pffft! Says the people who can't order their dates properly! (Or pronounce aluminium or caramel!)
ENGLISH language ...

[Shane-Walsh]

Forget the rules of Zombie Land.

[Svtray]

Piss on the floor of a bar in the South!

[ZombieSlayer]

Don’t forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come in without knocking
Don’t set zombies on fire.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Don't feed chickens to walkers. Save them for yourself. Oh, and don't waste canned hams trying to "rescue" walkers from wells.

[Barry Cade]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 10 May 2012 - 08:04 PM, said:

Don't feed chickens to walkers. Save them for yourself. Oh, and don't waste canned hams trying to "rescue" walkers from wells.

That's right, use a patented 'Glenn Well Cleanser' ™ instead.

[Texaxile]

Use a "Gloryhole".

[Barry Cade]

Texaxile, on 12 May 2012 - 08:10 PM, said:

Use a "Gloryhole".

You've just made me bathe the PC in vodka and tonic. Finest kind.

[backwoodsroamer]

Svtray, on 10 May 2012 - 12:38 PM, said:

Piss on the floor of a bar in the South!

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Texaxile, on 12 May 2012 - 08:10 PM, said:

Use a "Gloryhole".

Probably not a good idea pre or post apocalypse.

[Texaxile]

Depends on who's the other side.....

[TomLowry]

Find a Tank but not use it.... Yeah Rick