[President Merle]

MechaShaneFan94, on 17 April 2012 - 01:51 PM, said:

thats kinda harsh....

That's nothing compared to what I've seen her message to him.

[Barry Cade]

Actually, Merle, you hook up with a woman; soon all your friends aren't returning your calls, haven't been seen in weeks; their houses have milk bottles and mail piling up and a funny smell, and their neighbours tell you that a woman came round a while ago and told them they were moving away to Yemen.

Still, it saves on having all those boring weekend all-day drinking sessions, watching the match and then hilariously childish films. Now, I can go to IKEA and/ or town and/ or Debenhams and/ or Tesco whenever I want! It's great!

[Babs Bladdyblah]

My daughter's boyfriend, exboyfriend, boyfriend, exboyfriend, boyfriend...   How do you convince an 18 yr. old girl that her boyfriend's a total douche who can't keep it in his pants? THIS.... has me seething!!!

[Barry Cade]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 17 April 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

My daughter's boyfriend, exboyfriend, boyfriend, exboyfriend, boyfriend...   How do you convince an 18 yr. old girl that her boyfriend's a total douche who can't keep it in his pants? THIS.... has me seething!!!

Babs, you don't. You convince him to keep it in his pants. You're a woman. You know how.

And if you're unsure... It involves the terror.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Barry Cade, on 17 April 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

Babs, you don't. You convince him to keep it in his pants. You're a woman. You know how.

And if you're unsure... It involves the terror.

Well... I was thinking of pulling a "Tony Soprano" and adjusting his knee caps. But he'd probably just find a way to screw his physical therapist. So that's out.

[Barry Cade]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 17 April 2012 - 10:52 PM, said:

Well... I was thinking of pulling a "Tony Soprano" and adjusting his knee caps. But he'd probably just find a way to screw his physical therapist. So that's out.

You want me to have a word with him? I've been 18 in the past. And male.

Hang on...

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Barry Cade, on 17 April 2012 - 10:56 PM, said:

You want me to have a word with him? I've been 18 in the past. And male.

Hang on...

  Yea, I've tried to let her know what boys her age are thinking about, but evidently, "I'm mom, and I know nothing."

[Barry Cade]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 17 April 2012 - 11:00 PM, said:

  Yea, I've tried to let her know what boys her age are thinking about, but evidently, "I'm mom, and I know nothing."

Well, let's put it this way, not every late-teenager is actually getting up to that nonsense. Nor is every 20 something or 30 something. Some of us have Mrs C to contend with.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Barry Cade, on 17 April 2012 - 11:05 PM, said:

Well, let's put it this way, not every late-teenager is actually getting up to that nonsense. Nor is every 20 something or 30 something. Some of us have Mrs C to contend with.

I told you... jewelry works EVERYTIME!

[Barry Cade]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 17 April 2012 - 11:09 PM, said:

I told you... jewelry works EVERYTIME!

Nah, every time I tell her about jewellery she gets frisky. It certainly doesn't put her off as much as a high-power pressure washer.

Not, you understand, that I'd ever turn a pressure hose on her. I just tell her I want one, and she suddenly gets all cold and standoffish.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Barry Cade, on 17 April 2012 - 11:12 PM, said:

Nah, every time I tell her about jewellery she gets frisky. It certainly doesn't put her off as much as a high-power pressure washer.

Not, you understand, that I'd ever turn a pressure hose on her. I just tell her I want one, and she suddenly gets all cold and standoffish.

[backwoodsroamer]

Barry Cade, on 17 April 2012 - 11:12 PM, said:

Nah, every time I tell her about jewellery she gets frisky. It certainly doesn't put her off as much as a high-power pressure washer.

Not, you understand, that I'd ever turn a pressure hose on her. I just tell her I want one, and she suddenly gets all cold and standoffish.

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[Ciren]

Yo Gabba Gabba.

Seriously. What kind of sadistic, twisted, warped mind can come up with this kind of crap?

I'm 23 and get nightmares from the freakazoid in spandex with an orange fro. Imagine what it does to 6 year olds?! Then again, maybe not... for some reason the weird little runts like it since it's been on air for quite a while.

What's up with kids these days? Even the 6 year olds need to be slapped.

Damn 6 year olds...

[Ciren]

Operational Security said:

5) Spitting in public- Ciren it's GROSS!!!! I don't want to step in your spit

I missed the public part. Yeah, you're right. Spitting in public around a bunch of people is gross/rude/obnoxious and I don't do that. I'm talking more along the lines that I'm out and about in public, yet there's no one around, but me. Like when I'm in a parking lot walking to my truck and it's just me or I'm walking to class and no one's around. That sort of spitting seems ok to me... isn't swallowing it grosser? I mean, there isn't always a trash can or toilet around when you need one.

[Living Dead Grrrl]

I haven’t yet responded because the list could go on infinitely so I will just post randomly from time to time.

Firstly, people who do not know the difference between your and you're and mix them up - more oft typing 'your' when they indeed should be typing 'you're'.


Secondly, people who are fake, obviously fake and abundantly fake yet will not admit to said fakeness. really? REALLY??    

[Goat]

Ciren, on 19 April 2012 - 04:53 PM, said:

Yo Gabba Gabba.

Seriously. What kind of sadistic, twisted, warped mind can come up with this kind of crap?

I'm 23 and get nightmares from the freakazoid in spandex with an orange fro. Imagine what it does to 6 year olds?! Then again, maybe not... for some reason the weird little runts like it since it's been on air for quite a while.

What's up with kids these days? Even the 6 year olds need to be slapped.

Damn 6 year olds...

I think if your children's show mimics a bad acid trip, it should be considered a success.  

Then again, I'm a little weird myself, so.....

[backwoodsroamer]

Living Dead Grrrl, on 19 April 2012 - 05:05 PM, said:

I haven’t yet responded because the list could go on infinitely so I will just post randomly from time to time.

Firstly, people who do not know the difference between your and you're and mix them up - more oft typing 'your' when they indeed should be typing 'you're'.


Secondly, people who are fake, obviously fake and abundantly fake yet will not admit to said fakeness. really? REALLY??    

Not at all guilty on your vs you're issue.

As to the second part, I guess you've got me. Okay, I'll admit it. I'm actually an android. Only a crude prototype, but I am functional. Does that make you feel better?

[Living Dead Grrrl]

backwoodsroamer, on 19 April 2012 - 07:18 PM, said:

Not at all guilty on your vs you're issue.

As to the second part, I guess you've got me. Okay, I'll admit it. I'm actually an android. Only a crude prototype, but I am functional. Does that make you feel better?

Heh heh. I didnt really mean THAT sort of fake - but I suppose it applies. Incidently all the typing and clicking I do all day is causing my wrists to be pretty messed up. I will soon be bionic myself - as I need bionic wrists and a bionic spine. Since nothing seems to be readily avaliable I wonder if I can find a deal on the organ market somewhere.

[Barry Cade]

Living Dead Grrrl, on 19 April 2012 - 07:53 PM, said:

Heh heh. I didnt really mean THAT sort of fake - but I suppose it applies. Incidently all the typing and clicking I do all day is causing my wrists to be pretty messed up. I will soon be bionic myself - as I need bionic wrists and a bionic spine. Since nothing seems to be readily avaliable I wonder if I can find a deal on the organ market somewhere.

I don't think Bontempi or Yamaha will be able to help, somehow.

[Serenity@sea]

Barry Cade, on 19 April 2012 - 09:04 PM, said:

I don't think Bontempi or Yamaha will be able to help, somehow.

Hey Barry, I thought of you today. Don't get scared, not in a stalkery way. LOL I killed a wasp today. I then thought......that one was for Barry. LOL

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Living Dead Grrrl, on 19 April 2012 - 05:05 PM, said:

I haven’t yet responded because the list could go on infinitely so I will just post randomly from time to time.

Firstly, people who do not know the difference between your and you're and mix them up - more oft typing 'your' when they indeed should be typing 'you're'.


Secondly, people who are fake, obviously fake and abundantly fake yet will not admit to said fakeness. really? REALLY??    

I am guilty of the "your" thing. It's easier to type.

[backwoodsroamer]

Living Dead Grrrl, on 19 April 2012 - 07:53 PM, said:

Heh heh. I didnt really mean THAT sort of fake - but I suppose it applies. Incidently all the typing and clicking I do all day is causing my wrists to be pretty messed up. I will soon be bionic myself - as I need bionic wrists and a bionic spine. Since nothing seems to be readily avaliable I wonder if I can find a deal on the organ market somewhere.

Well, I actually do know a guy who is a captain in the Peoples Republic of China's army. (don't ask, you meet a lot of people when you work in the defense industry) It's been a while since I've heard anything from him. If you're looking for organs, maybe?

Edited by backwoodsroamer, 20 April 2012 - 04:04 AM.

[Barry Cade]

Serenity@sea, on 19 April 2012 - 09:45 PM, said:

Hey Barry, I thought of you today. Don't get scared, not in a stalkery way. LOL I killed a wasp today. I then thought......that one was for Barry. LOL

Well, thanks for the strike back!

This year it's now Wasps 0 Barry 3. I'll keep you all informed of the score.

I do have to say that it's not unusual for people to think of people at certain times and it only becomes scary or stalkery when they mention that they thought of you but not in a scary or stalkery way. It's as if the need to point it out means that they were being scary or stalkery.

[Living Dead Grrrl]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 19 April 2012 - 11:30 PM, said:

I am guilty of the "your" thing. It's easier to type.

Aaaw, Im sorry. I was just being honest. I still like you. I never noticed if you did.

[Ciren]

I'd like to add toe stubbing to the list.

That's one of the most aggravating (and sometimes painful) things that happens to me on a regular basis...