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The suit looks fine, but how many people can actually be able to fit into it? "Poor fat bastard" ~Columbus from the movie Zombieland.

The fit is hitting the shan. The adrenaline dam has busted, and your fight-or-flight response is sprinting at a world-record-setting pace. What does it look like? Are you stepping up? Freezing up? Freaking out? Peacing out? At this moment, you have the power to lift a walrus, wrangle a gator, upper cut a kangaroo, run faster than a 3-legged mountain lion, and feel impervious to the pain their tusks, teeth, fists, or claws might inflict throughout the process. But your heart is also probably clocking in at 220. Blood vessels are constricted, and blood pressure is unnaturally high. The superhero effects, if sustained, could prove debilitating at best, fatal at worst. Unless you're wearing an AdrenaSuit.
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Not me, I like my organs bouncy.
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I definitely want one, I'll figure out a way to squeeze my ass into it.
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The suit might enable someone to escape a zombie attack easier due to the extra power and agility it gives you but if a hoard of zombies surrounds an individual, even in the suit, the weight of their bodies would probably still crush you and you know zombies will sniff out an area of skin that is not fully protected (top of neck maybe) and tear into it like sirloin steak.
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