Barry Cade, on 02 March 2012 - 09:39 AM, said:
I'd go for a heavy tin can in a sock. I'd take it out of the sock for close-quarters work, or indeed cooking a delicious meal afterwards. And I'd wear the sock.
THIS is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Comic genius!
For me, I would go for a machete and a Desert Eagle with a suppressor. (That sucker is one tough handgun, fill it with sand and it'll still work!)
The machete, if kept oiled and sharpened, would never let you down.
I'd also like a Nerf gun, just for messing with them before you obliterate their brains!