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Started by Major Tom , Jan 07 2012 01:13 AM

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 01:13 AM

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Okay, I am posting this as a joke more than a Rant. I like all of y'all and if I don't care for a topic I don't have to read it.

I just wondered if anyone else gets a snort out of posts similar to this, that seem to result in endless threads. :P
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Merle Dixon
Posted 07 January 2012 - 02:48 AM

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my dad cant accept that animals just die and dont turn into zombies. its annoying i try to tell him that humans are different we have different genes, but he cant accept it. and my uncle says hed just walk around the street with a machine gun and kill all the zombies so he stopped watching the show after the 1st episode
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 06:56 AM

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in the latest episode is that cow alive and dieing or straight up zombie cow?

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:05 PM

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View PostGettin_Grimey, on 07 March 2012 - 06:56 AM, said:

in the latest episode is that cow alive and dieing or straight up zombie cow?

I was under the impression the cow was alive but struggling to breathe and dying. Sad cow is sad.   :unsure:

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 03:34 PM

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I don't know why but I don't like the idea of zombie animals. Maybe it's cause I'm a sucker for any pain caused to them.

Zombie sharks would be bad ass though.

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 04:10 PM

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View PostMr.Misery, on 07 March 2012 - 03:34 PM, said:

I don't know why but I don't like the idea of zombie animals. Maybe it's cause I'm a sucker for any pain caused to them.

Zombie sharks would be bad ass though.

yeah i dont want want to play with a box of kittens only to later find that my tomfoolery with said kittens, was actually me having the shit clawed out of me by adorable zombies.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 05:28 PM

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What about monkeys?  They have similar genes to Humans.

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 05:43 PM

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I'd like to be a zombie squirrel. Imagine the humiliation of getting killed by a squirrel.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:31 AM

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View PostGoat, on 23 May 2012 - 05:43 PM, said:

I'd like to be a zombie squirrel. Imagine the humiliation of getting killed by a squirrel.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:08 AM

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"Zombie Roadkill" on Fearnet.com.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 05:45 PM

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View Postbackwoodsroamer, on 27 May 2012 - 07:08 AM, said:

"Zombie Roadkill" on Fearnet.com.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:11 PM

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Tiger, definitely a zombie Tiger... then I'd attack Sigfried and Roy.
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