[Barry Cade]

I'd rather you had the bottle, in the hope you'd share it. I wouldn't like you to have the frontal lobotomy.

Q: Spicy or bland?

[Texaxile]

Food - Spicy. My sex life - Bland.

Valerie Singleton or Leslie Judd?

[Ciggy]

Lesley, she has a kinder face.

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with Charlie Sheen or Lindsey Lohan?

[Barry Cade]

Ciggy, on 07 May 2012 - 08:16 AM, said:

Lesley, she has a kinder face.

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with Charlie Sheen or Lindsey Lohan?

Charlie. We'd be out of that lift on a flood of tiger blood.

Plus, I'm quite attached to my family jewels...



EDIT: Question: What is the best slang name for male genitalia. I'll start the 'ball' rolling with "Colin and the twins"...

Edited by Barry Cade, 07 May 2012 - 08:23 AM.

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Barry Cade - I prefer Meat Whistle.

Serenity - That story had me cracking up first thing in the morning. Great way to start my day. Here is one I hope that gives you the same pleasure.

I was a teenager and my family had started going to a new church. I was sitting in a pew and my brother was sitting behind me. I had on a pair of dress shoes, and I had my legs crossed so the toe of one of my shoes was touching the pew in front of me. At this time, the church was completely silent, and I went to flex my ankle, and the toe of my shoe kinda slid down the pew and it made the most God awful fart noise that you've ever heard. Everyone in church turns around to look to see where it came from and I turned around to look at my brother. He got this surprised look on his face and pointed at me, and I was laughing and pointing at him. Good times... good times!


Q - What is the most dangerously exciting thing you've ever done?

[Living Dead Grrrl]

Babs Bladdyblah, on 07 May 2012 - 01:07 PM, said:

Barry Cade - I prefer Meat Whistle.

Serenity - That story had me cracking up first thing in the morning. Great way to start my day. Here is one I hope that gives you the same pleasure.

I was a teenager and my family had started going to a new church. I was sitting in a pew and my brother was sitting behind me. I had on a pair of dress shoes, and I had my legs crossed so the toe of one of my shoes was touching the pew in front of me. At this time, the church was completely silent, and I went to flex my ankle, and the toe of my shoe kinda slid down the pew and it made the most God awful fart noise that you've ever heard. Everyone in church turns around to look to see where it came from and I turned around to look at my brother. He got this surprised look on his face and pointed at me, and I was laughing and pointing at him. Good times... good times!


Q - What is the most dangerously exciting thing you've ever done?

Jump off a jeti during a thunder storm into rough waters with visible sharks (nurse sharks Im sure but still...) to save my car keys that were being washed away and drowned inside my old fiances tackle box. That and sky dive I suppose.

Actually I can think of a few more things but they're not really appropriate.

Saddest movie you've ever seen...

[Babs Bladdyblah]

Damn, shark jumping and sky diving... God my life has been boring.
Speaking of not being appropriate, meat whistle probably fits in that category...

Saddest movie had to be Terms of Endearment.


What is your proudest accomplishment?

[Ansceniiiic]

To this date, building my own PC. That moment when you push the boot up button and everything runs perfectly....just so emotional.


If you were given a time machine to go back and prevent one significant event, what would it be?

Edited by Ansceniiiic, 07 May 2012 - 02:25 PM.

[Barry Cade]

I'd prevent the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, which, in my opinion pushed the Germans into accepting National Socialism, allowed for the rise of nationalistic fervour and propelled the world into war.

Either that or I'd remember to put money in the machine in the car park that weekend when we went to Fife in Scotland.

Q: Which celebrity would you save: John Candy or John Belushi?

[Serenity@sea]

Considering that we've heard about Barry's biscuit story, my other, um, biscuit story and everything else (see What if thread) we've discussed lately, I'd say we left inappropriate and embarrassing about 1000 miles back. And, I love it.






My proudest accomplishments are my two children and my three grandbabies!



ETA: Ooops! I'm way late on my answer.

Edited by Serenity@sea, 07 May 2012 - 02:33 PM.

[Serenity@sea]

Barry Cade, on 07 May 2012 - 02:28 PM, said:

I'd prevent the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, which, in my opinion pushed the Germans into accepting National Socialism, allowed for the rise of nationalistic fervour and propelled the world into war.

Either that or I'd remember to put money in the machine in the car park that weekend when we went to Fife in Scotland.

Q: Which celebrity would you save: John Candy or John Belushi?

That's a tough one, I'd say John Belushi.



Your last day on earth, What would you do?

[Goat]

I'd rob a couple banks.  Maybe have a shootout with police.  Something fun.  None of that lame, "I'd hug my family and cry," crap.

Okay, so maybe I'd hug my family and cry.  I'd definitely eat something awesome for dinner, though.  And possibly go to the mountains.

(And then rob a couple banks and have a shootout with police.)

What are your three favorite movies and why?  (A MULTI-PART QUESTION!  You guys aren't gettin' off easy with the Goat!)

ETA: Changed 'five' to 'three'. You get off a little easier now with the Goat.

Edited by Goat, 07 May 2012 - 03:25 PM.

[Ciggy]

Goat, on 07 May 2012 - 03:24 PM, said:

I'd rob a couple banks.  Maybe have a shootout with police.  Something fun.  None of that lame, "I'd hug my family and cry," crap.

Okay, so maybe I'd hug my family and cry.  I'd definitely eat something awesome for dinner, though.  And possibly go to the mountains.

(And then rob a couple banks and have a shootout with police.)

What are your three favorite movies and why?  (A MULTI-PART QUESTION!  You guys aren't gettin' off easy with the Goat!)

ETA: Changed 'five' to 'three'. You get off a little easier now with the Goat.

This is frustrating, I wish you had kept it at 5 because it's hard to talk about just three.

1. Whatever happened to Baby Jane. It still freaks me out every time I see it. The faces Bette Davis makes alone gives me nightmares. I think this is not as campy as some has said it to be. It really has some interesting dynamics going on and the dislike these actresses feel for one another places so well with the atmosphere of the story. Will always love this film!

2. Arizona Dream. This is one of those films that you've either seen or haven't and I think most people that have seen it, can't help but fall in love. It's more than just Johnny Depp, it's made up of so many surreal elements but at its base it's a beautiful love story. One day I spent hours making screen caps of this film only to never use them, that's how lovely I think it is. Another film that will stand the test of time.

3. Secretary and not just for the spanking scene. I went through a time where this film would rock me to sleep. I loaded it into my laptop and went to sleep with the headphones on, just listening to James Spader's voice. Besides him, I think Maggie G has never acted better. I don't think I've seen her in anything before or sense (besides that film where she was an ex-con) that even gets close to the caliber of depth she put into this. She was adorable, sweet, vulnerable and deliciously quirky. James...well, how can he ever top himself? I dunno he keeps trying and gets close. Grey is such a complex character and by the end of the film, it's easy to fall in love with him although he's still this big mystery. Everything came together so well with this movie, from the writing to the directing and of course acting.


Q: If My So Called Life had ran longer than one season, how do you think it would or should have ended (story-wise)?

[Ciren]

No clue.

Did anyone besides Ciggy watch this?

[Sapper]

Not me.



Anybody else have a good fart story?

[Serenity@sea]

Yes! Please.









If anything I just want this thread to flip to the next page. Every time I click on this, I see my post of shame.

Yeah! it worked.

Edited by Serenity@sea, 15 May 2012 - 04:16 AM.

[Sapper]

So you don't want me to quote it?  

You are so lucky I'm a nice person.  I actually felt bad and had to go back before my 35 minutes were up and edit it out, but I really did have it there... just couldn't resist.

Edited by Sapper, 15 May 2012 - 04:25 AM.

[Serenity@sea]

Oh, you are baaad!  



Now, I'll have to fill up this page with one word posts.

[Sapper]

No need, I am a nice guy, edited it out but it was funny!

[Serenity@sea]

It was funny.   Thanks for being a nice guy. I also know that post will haunt me even after 10 more pages have past.

[backwoodsroamer]

Serenity@sea, on 15 May 2012 - 04:32 AM, said:

It was funny.   Thanks for being a nice guy. I also know that post will haunt me even after 10 more pages have past.

Well Serenity you have one hope. I could drop dead tomorrow. Until then, just when you think it's safe to go back in the water.............................................

[Ciren]

Paper of plastic?

Cash or credit?

Toilet seat up, or toilet seat down?

This thread needs some rejuvination, and there's 3 very thought-provoking questions for the next lucky soul who wants to give this daring challenge a go.

Oh yeah, can't forget...

Innie or outie?

[Goat]

Paper. Plastic is bad, mkay. Plastic comes from nonrenewable resources, mkay.

Cash. Credit is fine if you get rewards and can pay your balance in full each month.  Credit is good in emergencies. But I'm a fan of keeping my debt low and living within my means.  Also, my dad taught me that I should always at least have enough cash on me to cover cab fare or food in a pinch.  I try to follow that.

I do not currently reside with the Goatress (er, that makes it sound bad. She just has her own place. The Goat has yet to be tamed by matrimony). So, up.  It's my house and we leave the seat up here, damnit.  

Innie.

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If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

Edited by Goat, 18 May 2012 - 04:51 AM.

[Serenity@sea]

Goat, on 18 May 2012 - 04:51 AM, said:

Paper. Plastic is bad, mkay. Plastic comes from nonrenewable resources, mkay.

Cash. Credit is fine if you get rewards and can pay your balance in full each month.  Credit is good in emergencies. But I'm a fan of keeping my debt low and living within my means.  Also, my dad taught me that I should always at least have enough cash on me to cover cab fare or food in a pinch.  I try to follow that.

I do not currently reside with the Goatress (er, that makes it sound bad. She just has her own place. The Goat has yet to be tamed by matrimony). So, up.  It's my house and we leave the seat up here, damnit.  

Innie.

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If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

http://www.youtube.c...7Vr3yQYWQ#t=88s

I hope when I am 80, I'll still be listening to this song.
and still lusting after Robert Plant.

Edited by Serenity@sea, 19 May 2012 - 04:20 PM.

[Serenity@sea]

Oops, forgot a question. I'll ask the same one as Goat, since it's a good one.