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Holy shit, have you seen the new POS that is the new AT-T commerical? OH MY GOD IT MAKES ME BLEED THROUGH MY EARS.


Holy shat!





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If you can't think of new ideas, RIP SHIT OFF! I'd MUCH rather hear the same stuff then the same stuff EXCEPT WORSE!

D'oh.Posted Image TV commercials are just getting more and MORE desperate and stupid. Let's not even mention that they turn up the volume up a good 300%. . . Also, holy crap. They look like they belong in Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. . . Posted Image



Okay, this is sort of a savior for my bleeding ears.

Lol! Maybe we can make this productive? Post your favorite and or least favorite commericals?

Edited by LookieDrew, 16 November 2011 - 10:45 PM.

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Yes they are quite horrible. And I thoroughly believe the marketing companies have gotten a bad batch of weed.
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I hate most commercials but I do get a chuckle out of how dumb they make guys in most of them. (like the fiber one bar commercial)

I like this one ALOT (wonder why!!!)


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Commercials kill me! that's why I have my laptop with me to entertain me between them! :D

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I rather like the most interesting man in the world ones. Those are fun. Which is a good thing you ever try a Dos Equis? Oof.

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I gotta confess, I love the Allstate "Mayhem" commercials. Maybe I'm a little twisted?
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You were saying about commercials?



Edited by xaviersaint, 22 November 2011 - 06:51 PM.

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Yeah... the mayhem guy is funny.
And the Geico girl is quirky.

And I actually do like the one of the three nerds doing stupid crap with their smartphones...

Is it just me, or are the only commercials worth watching made by insurance companies who make a profit but buttfu.... We'll I'll just leave it at that. <_<

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View PostJonathan, on 22 November 2011 - 07:05 PM, said:

Yeah... the mayhem guy is funny.
And the Geico girl is quirky.

And I actually do like the one of the three nerds doing stupid crap with their smartphones...

Is it just me, or are the only commercials worth watching made by insurance companies who make a profit but buttfu.... We'll I'll just leave it at that. <_<

True that. And there are sooo many of them;
Allstate
State Farm
Farmers
Geico
Progressive
Liberty Mutual
Nationwide
The Hartford
and on and on and on
I should have gone into the insurance biz
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View PostSoSueMe, on 22 November 2011 - 08:05 PM, said:

True that. And there are sooo many of them;
Allstate
State Farm
Farmers
Geico
Progressive
Liberty Mutual
Nationwide
The Hartford
and on and on and on
I should have gone into the insurance biz


No trust me! It sucks and blows - not in a good way either!

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Major medical booooiiiiiii!!!!  :lol:
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View Postxaviersaint, on 22 November 2011 - 08:11 PM, said:

Major medical booooiiiiiii!!!!  :lol:

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I hate this Target commercial. The training/screaming lady is scary. Im still not sure why she is screaming. Are the sales THAT good? :unsure:


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View PostLiving Dead Grrrl, on 23 November 2011 - 10:49 PM, said:

I hate this Target commercial. The training/screaming lady is scary. Im still not sure why she is screaming. Are the sales THAT good? :unsure:


Gosh between the Kohl's Rebecca Black take off and this Target lady my grinchieness is gonna show up sooner than usual.
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The Target lady got particularly creepy and weird this year.
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View Postxaviersaint, on 23 November 2011 - 11:46 PM, said:

The Target lady got particularly creepy and weird this year.

I know right?  :unsure:

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A few commercials are entertaining and well done but not so much that I don't skip through them 90% of the time, The only thing I watch live is sports.
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View Postxaviersaint, on 22 November 2011 - 06:51 PM, said:

You were saying about commercials?






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View PostVaranus, on 20 November 2011 - 01:19 PM, said:

I rather like the most interesting man in the world ones. Those are fun. Which is a good thing you ever try a Dos Equis? Oof.

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View Postxaviersaint, on 16 November 2011 - 10:40 PM, said:

Yes they are quite horrible. And I thoroughly believe the marketing companies have gotten a bad batch of weed.

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A while back I listened to a speaker who used to be in the advertising business for 25 years.
He stated that they hire psychologists to feed upon people's inadequacies. Basically all advertisements are nothing more than messages saying "you're not okay."
You're not okay until you buy... THIS!
They know people are sitting at home watching tv, be it sports, comedy, drama, horror whatever and they compare themselves to the people they are watching. Not everyone but you can bet quite a few are thinking to themselves, I could be just like them (or better) if I had those shoes, hair, makeup, insurance, douche, car, cookware, dress, hat, house, beer, gun, whatever.
How much do you want to bet that Gerber saw an increase in sales on their machete's after a certain episode of the Walking Dead?

They know that people don't feel good about themselves on the inside, though it would take extreme torture to drag that confession out of them. So they FEED on those emotions of inadequacy and guilt and low self-esteem. Look how much better you would be with ... "THIS".  And if that isn't enough, how about the drugs they're peddling on tv? What do your doctors know... take this drug for that problem you got and it'll be all better, see our folks on the commercials are doing wonderfully. So can you.
They know how people think.
Example; if they didn't know that people have a sense of inadequacy about themselves a car would be just a car, right? They wouldn't have to put numbers and letters on the damned things. But (for example), lets say I'm driving a BMW CSXI and I'm not feeling all that great but suddenly in the other lane I see a BMW CSX but no I... whell, now I can sit up a little straighter and drive past this sucker and let him read the letters on the back of my car and we'll both know the same thing, I'm superior and he is inadequate... but of course this good feeling only lasts for about 5 miles until some SOB blows by me with a BMW CSXXXIII .  Of course this is only happening at night because during the day the BMW is in the shop.

It's why I stopped watching commercialized television on a regular basis. Sometimes if the History channel has something cool on, like "Future Weapons" or some neat stuff like that, I'll watch and use the "back" button on the remote to switch channels to something else on the Discovery Channel or Animal Planet (educational TV ok??) until the commercials are over and switch back. ... if BOTH are showing commercials then MUTE.

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Basically all advertisements are nothing more than messages saying "you're not okay. You're not okay until you buy... THIS!"

Thats sooo true. Especially for medications. And then at the end they list the 1,000 bad things that could happen if you do take the medication. Heh. =|

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I agree with you on the medications. Restless leg syndrome. You know how you fix that? You get your ass up and you go walk. None of this take a pill for it bullshit. *beats drum*
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View Postxaviersaint, on 28 December 2011 - 06:43 PM, said:

I agree with you on the medications. Restless leg syndrome. You know how you fix that? You get your ass up and you go walk. None of this take a pill for it bullshit. *beats drum*

Right?? And the weight loss pills that cause oily discharges. Seriously?? I'd rather go for a walk!!

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View Postxaviersaint, on 28 December 2011 - 06:43 PM, said:

I agree with you on the medications. Restless leg syndrome. You know how you fix that? You get your ass up and you go walk. None of this take a pill for it bullshit. *beats drum*

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