Yo Momma Fight

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nazacuckoo , Apr 07 2014 08:54 PM
yo momma mamma fight

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nazacuckoo
07 April 2014 - 08:54 PM

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In this thread, everyone's going to make a yo momma joke to the poster above them.

It can be one you made up yourself, or one you found on the internet.

 

Example:

 

Spicytacos93 says: "Yo momma's so fat Jabba the hutt says DAAAAAAAMN!"

 

Frozenwasps says: "Yo momma's so fat, when I try to drive around her, I run out of gas!"

 

So yeah, it's pretty easy to understand. Don't take offense from any of these jokes, please.

Oh, and all the jokes don't need to be about your mother being fat. She can be stupid, too!

"Yo momma's so stupid...etc".

 

So, let's begin... GO!!!


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"There's no "I" in team" 

"Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the God damn team. The team sucks!"

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07 April 2014 - 09:02 PM

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Naza, yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!


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nazacuckoo
07 April 2014 - 09:04 PM

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Yeah well yo momma's so fat she caused weight watchers to go out of business!


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"There's no "I" in team" 

"Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the God damn team. The team sucks!"

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07 April 2014 - 09:14 PM

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Well, yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job!


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07 April 2014 - 09:15 PM

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Yo Momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.


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"My mind is my weapon ... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge." - Tyrion Lannister

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07 April 2014 - 09:16 PM

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Yo mama so fat, she has high cholesterol and should be concerned about her increased risk for cardiovascular disease


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Imagine a group of a hundred motorcycles driving down a freeway. Eventually, they hit a junction. One road goes northwest and the other goes northeast. So one guy, we'll call him S, says, "Let's go northwest!" A mile past the intersection, a semi careens into the group and kills ninety of them. Ten are wounded, but they survive and keep going. Eventually, they hit 10,000 miles. S suddenly has his consciousness thrown into his past body right before the junction. Now, he says, "Let's go northeast!" All 100 bikers survive. Happily ever after, right? But what about the ten, no nine, who went northwest and survived? What happens to the reality they were living? Does it just disappear now that S has changed the past? It's not like only bad things happened on that 10,000 mile journey. Maybe one of them fell in love with a gas station attendant and got her pregnant or maybe one adopted a homeless kid that joined the adventure. That 10,000 mile journey would be full of stories. Romances, farewells, friendships...the loss of those ninety lives is horrible and unfortunate, but what would rewriting their history mean? The nine who survived lived full lives and did the best they could with the hand they were dealt. How could it be right to just erase all that? Isn't that worth something? Is there a point to a world where everything is happy? Are people who struggle for a better life just idiots? Being human is about fighting even when it seems hopeless and finding happiness in a world that hates it. Are you saying that's worthless?

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07 April 2014 - 09:33 PM

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Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.


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Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past, or the present, are certain to miss the future.

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07 April 2014 - 09:48 PM

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Yo mama so fat her Patronus is a cake. 

 

Ba dum tissss....


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Jon is fine, dammit.

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07 April 2014 - 10:06 PM

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Yo momma so hair that Bigfoot took a picture of her. 


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07 April 2014 - 10:37 PM

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Yo Momma so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes". 


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69% of the people find something dirty in everything they read.  http://http://www.gofundme.com/c66cv4

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07 April 2014 - 10:43 PM

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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch.


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07 April 2014 - 10:46 PM

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Yo momma so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."


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07 April 2014 - 10:51 PM

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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella. 


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07 April 2014 - 10:51 PM

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Yo momma so fat her high-school yearbook featured a fold out aerial photograph! 


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69% of the people find something dirty in everything they read.  http://http://www.gofundme.com/c66cv4

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07 April 2014 - 10:57 PM

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Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave her money.


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I can't believe you got him! You expert rooting-tooting, eagle-eyed, goth loving marksman! I love it. You managed to find a way to win. And everybody still loses!

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07 April 2014 - 11:07 PM

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Yo momma so fat, that when she stepped in front of the television, I missed three episodes.


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08 April 2014 - 12:13 AM

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Yo momma is so fat when she wears white she looks like a gallon of milk


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For a reasonable fee, I will quell minor outbreaks, enforce quarantines, and dispatch infected relatives.

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08 April 2014 - 12:17 AM

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Yo momma so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.


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Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past, or the present, are certain to miss the future.

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08 April 2014 - 12:18 AM

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!


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08 April 2014 - 07:23 AM

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Yo momma so fat, that when she stepped in front of the television, I missed three episodes.

And of the Walking Dead even. Sheesh... that made me LOL-ed 

Your momma so fat Google Earth had to make a whole new globe just for her. 


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69% of the people find something dirty in everything they read.  http://http://www.gofundme.com/c66cv4

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08 April 2014 - 11:47 AM

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Yo momma's so fat Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, that's your mother!".

 

I keep stealing my jokes from this: 


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"There's no "I" in team" 

"Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the God damn team. The team sucks!"

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08 April 2014 - 11:48 AM

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Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."


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08 April 2014 - 06:28 PM

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They used to be called jumpolines until yo momma got on one.


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08 April 2014 - 06:37 PM

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Zing!! hahaha!


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nazacuckoo
08 April 2014 - 08:43 PM

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Yo momma's so stupid she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.


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"There's no "I" in team" 

"Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the God damn team. The team sucks!"



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