#1
16 March 2013 - 11:32 AM
Its early in the morning so my first TRUE story and yes it has to do with my bird phobia. I was walking down Adelaide a fairly busy street but this was mid afternoon, a pigeon flew into the side of my head. Luckily I had my ever present sunglasses but that didn’t stop me from rushing home and washing my hair. Pigeons are rats with wings
Another storey happened to a friend, years ago (yes it was a friend I’d fess up”. Well the toilet in her apt wasn’t working. She had to go #2 and well, did she go to a neighbor, a McDonalds, a store, a donut shoppe (the list goes on). No she went in the Kitty litter, I kid you not, years before that was a scene in Scary Movie, 1,2 or 3. Yep true storey, I wish I had a picture of her cats face…..
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#2
16 March 2013 - 12:30 PM
Many, Many moons ago (ok more like 2001), I had just purchased myself an early 90's Pontiac Firebird. About a week after I bought it, I went and picked up the GF (presently known as the Wife) and we decided to pop out the T tops, and go cruising. About 10 minutes into the drive, something hits the back of where my t tops mount, and ricochets off the back of my head. So we pull over to find what hit my roof, and the back of my head, and we find a dead bird in the back seat.
#3
16 March 2013 - 12:41 PM
Just gonna say I have two parrots, and chickens and I LOVE birds and all animals. This is a bat story. My boyfriend drives a big lifted up jeep and what not and we were on our way to our party one night and we actually hit a bat.. I guess the jeep is so high that the bat was flying just a little too low.I have bit of a bird story of my own...
Many, Many moons ago (ok more like 2001), I had just purchased myself an early 90's Pontiac Firebird. About a week after I bought it, I went and picked up the GF (presently known as the Wife) and we decided to pop out the T tops, and go cruising. About 10 minutes into the drive, something hits the back of where my t tops mount, and ricochets off the back of my head. So we pull over to find what hit my roof, and the back of my head, and we find a dead bird in the back seat.
#4
16 March 2013 - 12:51 PM
Just gonna say I have two parrots, and chickens and I LOVE birds and all animals. This is a bat story. My boyfriend drives a big lifted up jeep and what not and we were on our way to our party one night and we actually hit a bat.. I guess the jeep is so high that the bat was flying just a little too low.
AWWWWW I feel bad for the bat....the bird not so much(they hate me!!!)
#5
16 March 2013 - 01:34 PM
When I was a kid my dad came home from work and a bird had collided with his passenger side headlight. I remember going to check it out and seeing stringy guts and the whole casing for the light was smashed.
The only time I've ever hit an animal was actually a bird hitting my car. Not even sure what kind of bird it was, but it was when I was in high school, driving home after the day was over and all of a sudden I heard a "bam" on the right fender of my old '94 Buick Century and just saw feathers kind of go *poof* and I was like. "Well that sucks..."
Last summer I was out to lunch during the work day and I was at a stoplight headed back to the office and all of a sudden some bird took a HUGE dump on my windsheild. I was like "Fuckin really, bird???"
#6
16 March 2013 - 02:10 PM
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16 March 2013 - 02:19 PM
#8
16 March 2013 - 03:53 PM
#9
16 March 2013 - 05:16 PM
Buck, I can't believe you got knocked out by a pigeon...and killed the pigeon, so funny.
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